Of the preparations, DeGeneres joked, "Planning a wedding is very stressful. It's crazy. My gardener is now invited."
If that's funny, I'm a potato.

Also, if she gets Portia, damn, she must have either one hell of a hidden personality, or b) be fireworks and sparkles in the sack.

Or, in less favorable terms, dumb ( Read more... )

I'm not racist in real life, only in Europa Universalis.

Gah, I need to watch that "Where the hell is Matt" video again.

If you see boyan_fraser, shiv 'im, shank 'im, shun 'im, 'kay?

You want a reason, too?
Well, long version, here.
Short version: He stole the late thamiris fics; but he went way beyond general run-of-the-mill plagiarism - he also stole her lj entries (changing pronouns around as he saw fit), and has even lifted directly the wording from other people's comments ( Read more... )

Sooo, somewhere, the topic of David Tennant's dick and its size came up, and - solely for the sake of research, of course - I journeyed through the wide vast expanses of the internet ( Read more... )

The second I find out someone on my friendsfriendslist behaves in a Giant Douchbaggy Fashion of Being a Whore, I feel this urge to purge the uncleanliness of it all.

WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY AND WHY DON'T YOU STOP?

Ah, why, why, WHY, GOD?, why are people dumb?

Just to get it out of the way, that's an intentional 'grammer' in the subject line ( Read more... )

Sooo, I officially had school from 8am till 3pm today. Which means I had to get up at 6am ( Read more... )

I actually wanted to post my long and thoroughly interesting thoughts on Why People Over A Certain Age Holding Hands In Public is ridiculous and How People Should Dress So I Do Not Have To Retch At Their Sight (hint: do not wear something two sizes too small or in a cut that makes people with a BMI of 0 look fat; if you're pasty and have doughy ( Read more... )

One of our interpreting teacher, during the course of a conversation that was to be interpreted, used the word negro repeatedly.

And whereas he may be an ancient fossil... seriously, what the fuck?
That's so majorly, unironically D: that I can't even begin to express the seriousness of this business.

D: